Ten fingers. Ten toes.

This site has been around for a while now, but I thought I'd give it a link. ShutUpTimMcCarver.com
I would say the most annoying thing about watching the playoffs and World Series is having to sit through the banter of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck. Hopefully these guys can get him to finally shut up.
They have a pretty good list of some of his dumb comments:

"Well, David Eckstein, like most of us, has 20 digits. Ten fingers. Ten toes."
"On most teams the set up man has become more valuable, on others not so valuable."
“So by guessing right you might have guessed wrong.”

I'm sure this list will continue to grow for the rest of the World Series.